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Burnham-on-Crouch is a town and civil parish in the Maldon District of Essex, in the East of England; it lies on the north bank of the River Crouch. It is one of Britain's leading places for yachting.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Little Devil","displaytitle":"Little Devil","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6649772","titles":{"canonical":"Little_Devil","normalized":"Little Devil","display":"Little Devil"},"pageid":28152755,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Neil_Sedaka_Little_Devil_1961.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Neil_Sedaka_Little_Devil_1961.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1257516131","tid":"a2feaef9-a334-11ef-8ead-12c3075dbbbf","timestamp":"2024-11-15T09:33:14Z","description":"1961 single by Neil Sedaka","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Devil","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Devil?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Devil?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Little_Devil"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Devil","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Little_Devil","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Devil?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Little_Devil"}},"extract":"\"Little Devil\" is a song written by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield which was released by Sedaka as a single in 1961. The title track of Sedaka's 1961 album Neil Sedaka Sings Little Devil and His Other Hits, it was a hit, reaching #11 in the US Billboard Charts.","extract_html":"
\"Little Devil\" is a song written by Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield which was released by Sedaka as a single in 1961. The title track of Sedaka's 1961 album Neil Sedaka Sings Little Devil and His Other Hits, it was a hit, reaching #11 in the US Billboard Charts.
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