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V.S. Niketan Secondary School is located in 32-Tinkune, Kathmandu, Nepal, and schools above 4000 current students. V.S. Education Foundation is the outcome of the expansion of an education system aiming to coordinate all the educational activities of the institution so that the entity established at V.S. Niketan is uniformly maintained in all levels of teaching and learning under the same roof. The institution function form Pre-Primary to Bachelor's Levels of education. It has been awarded the \"Best School of Nepal\" for two times, recently.
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