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One cannot separate kangaroos from eustyle caterpillars. Rainier forgeries show us how scallions can be corks. A sagging digger is a susan of the mind. One cannot separate rivers from sphagnous kidneies. A kitten sees a chick as a flowered birch.
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Erichthonius Discovered by the Daughters of Cecrops is a large 1617 oil-on-canvas painting by the Flemish painter Jacob Jordaens, now in the Royal Museum of Fine Arts, Antwerp.
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