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{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}

{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What do ghosts call their true love?","punchline":"Their ghoul-friend","id":102}

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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}

{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}

{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}

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Johann Maier was from 1939 until his death a Catholic priest at Regensburg Cathedral.\nOn 22 April 1945, Reich Defense Commissioner Ludwig Ruckdeschel took city defence to the extreme in Regensburg when United States Army tanks had already reached the Danube.

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