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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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Johann Maier was from 1939 until his death a Catholic priest at Regensburg Cathedral.\nOn 22 April 1945, Reich Defense Commissioner Ludwig Ruckdeschel took city defence to the extreme in Regensburg when United States Army tanks had already reached the Danube.
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