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{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Mystery of Choice","displaytitle":"The Mystery of Choice","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16918493","titles":{"canonical":"The_Mystery_of_Choice","normalized":"The Mystery of Choice","display":"The Mystery of Choice"},"pageid":39751839,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/TheMysteryofChoice.webp/320px-TheMysteryofChoice.webp.png","width":320,"height":495},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/TheMysteryofChoice.webp/1294px-TheMysteryofChoice.webp.png","width":1294,"height":2000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1263602526","tid":"7d95f3b8-bc92-11ef-b61d-987632db3f5b","timestamp":"2024-12-17T16:18:03Z","description":"1897 short story collection by Robert W. Chambers","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Choice","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Choice?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Choice?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Mystery_of_Choice"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Choice","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Mystery_of_Choice","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Choice?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Mystery_of_Choice"}},"extract":"The Mystery of Choice is a collection of short stories by American writer Robert W. Chambers, published by D. Appleton in 1897. Distinguished by an atmospheric use of natural scenery, the stories are mostly set in French region of Brittany. The macabre and eerie feature throughout, and the first three stories feature the same protagonist, acting as follow-up to each other. The last story was later incorporated into the episodic novel In Search of the Unknown. The first edition omitted the title of \"The Key to Grief\" in its contents list.","extract_html":"
The Mystery of Choice is a collection of short stories by American writer Robert W. Chambers, published by D. Appleton in 1897. Distinguished by an atmospheric use of natural scenery, the stories are mostly set in French region of Brittany. The macabre and eerie feature throughout, and the first three stories feature the same protagonist, acting as follow-up to each other. The last story was later incorporated into the episodic novel In Search of the Unknown. The first edition omitted the title of \"The Key to Grief\" in its contents list.
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{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
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